A Muslim was seated next to a Priest on a flight from London to Delhi. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Priest asked for a rum & coke, which was poured and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Priest promptly handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."